Let's talk about flooding...

I'll be the first one to say that I am NOT the most fashionable person. I will definitely admit that I wear some questionable outfits. But we are not here to talk about my poor clothing choices...

Let's talk about pants that are not even close to being long enough. We have quite a few culprits around here. I know it is flooding in South Missouri right now but I don't believe Columbia is having that issue. Try to buy some fucking pants that touch the floor.

I love this picture mostly because it's from wonderbra...

But it's usually so much worse than this...

Wacky Weather Does NOT Call for Obnoxious Outfits

As my four year stint in the Midwest comes to a close, I understand the crazy, all over the place weather that is common during the spring time. However, just because it's 50 one day and 75 the next, doesn't mean your outfit choices should suffer.

The most recent phenomenon I've been noticing around the University of Missouri campus is shorts paired with bigger, winter jackets. It you're going to wear a peacoat because it's cold outside, put on some damn pants. Shorts with a light zip up or fleece seems acceptable, especially when going in and out of classroom buildings that seem to be freezing in the summer and hot in the winter.

The only remedy I have for this is for people to PLAN AHEAD. Most of us have TVs these days to look up the local news or weather channel. Most of us have laptops or other computers to check weather.com or local news websites. Or heck. Most people have smart phones now that are capable of looking up the weather on the Internet or via an app they downloaded.

Come on. Don't be an idiot. I'm embarrassed for you.

I wish I had a picture to show you, but Google results weren't as helpful for this post. I'll try to whip out the trusty iPhone the next time I see this atrocity.

181 Days Later...

Oh hey. I remember this thing. It's a blog that 4 different people were supposed to write in. Oops.

I have to admit this blog keeps popping up in my mind every time I see someone wearing something absolutely horrendous on campus or in public in general. Recently, I haven't been able to stop thinking about the blog because there is something popping up more and more and it's driving me nuts.

It's GIANT hoop earrings.

I may be old fashioned, but to me, this just screams hooker. I've always associated the big hoops with people who are selling themselves on the side of the street. I don't get the point of them.

Don't get me wrong, I have hoop earrings, but they're tiny and look more along the lines of these...

Is there something I'm missing about the ways big hoops enhance your look?