The return of the clog; thick and chunky awfulness. People affectionately refer to these monstrosities as "The Fat Woman's Stiletto" or "The Big Girl's Bandolino". No matter how you try and justify these shoes, they are unacceptable.
Acceptable situations to wear these shoes:
-Britney Spears "Hit me baby (One More Time)" theme party
-Drag Shows (if you're the queen)
-Tromping through cow shit in a field (no reason to ruin your cute shoes)
Unacceptable situations to wear these shoes:
-Anything other than the above mentioned situations
The moral of this story is that no, these shoes are not cute, not fashionable, not practical.
If you put on a pair of shoes and have to use a hoist to lift your foot, do not wear them.
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